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  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
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2 weeks ago

maareep:

That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.

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1 month ago

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

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1 month ago

rnorno:

do you guys like my sex tape

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1 month ago

phantomdoodler:

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no, really, all the kids take their dates there

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1 month ago

ohmywideeyedgaze:

malformalady:

One segment of orange within a blood orange
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1 month ago

lolcuteanimals:

Two baby elephants hold each other’s trunks as they run with the herd.
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1 month ago

chocolatechokes:

rawflume:

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supniccuh:

They say depression and intelligence go hand in hand, well this is Einstein and his therapist. 

this breaks my heart

i reblog this every time because i think its an honest reminder of just how human everyone is plus he looks damn adorable

yes sadness is adorable

sadness isn’t adorable, einstein is

^
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1 month ago

malfunctioningforever:

Black widow looks like she just farting repeatedly…. 

(Source: thatawkwarddisneymoment)

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